Tiger Woods Avoids DUI Charges

By now, everyone has heard the stories surrounding Tiger's incident.  The latest reports indicate he has narrowly avoided DUI charges due to a combination of police error and, as ironic as it may seem, marital privilege.  Presumably, Tiger's wife was the "bystander" who removed him from the vehicle after the crash and stated to police that he had consumed alcohol earlier in the day.  Since police did not initially request blood alcohol testing and since spousal privilege includes the right not to testify against each other, the recent investigative subpoena for medical records was denied citing "insufficient information".  Still, Tiger has his hands full searching for defenses!